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"The Reluctant Familiar Guide To Christmas Tree Defense"
Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree, how lovely are thy branches. But also, oh Christmas tree, how tempting are thy branches to cats, dogs, and other household pests. If you're like me, you've probably had your fair share of Christmas...
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