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"The Reluctant Familiar Guide To Christmas Tree Defense"

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Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree, how lovely are thy branches. But also, oh Christmas tree, how tempting are thy branches to cats, dogs, and other household pests.

If you're like me, you've probably had your fair share of Christmas tree disasters. Maybe your cat has knocked it over, or your dog has eaten all the ornaments, or your hamster has used it as a toilet.

Well, fear no more! Because I'm here to help you with my new book, "The Reluctant Familiar Guide To Christmas Tree Defense."

The Reluctant Familiar's Guide to Christmas Tree Defense

by Bethany Hoeflich

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	4166 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	19 pages

In this book, I'll teach you everything you need to know to keep your Christmas tree safe from harm. We'll cover topics such as:

Choosing the right tree: Some trees are more resistant to damage than others. I'll help you choose the perfect tree for your home and your pets.
Securing your tree: Once you've got your tree, you need to make sure it's secure. I'll show you how to anchor your tree so that it won't fall over, even if your cat decides to climb it.
Protecting your ornaments: Ornaments are a tempting target for pets. I'll share my tips for keeping your ornaments safe from being chewed, clawed, or broken.
Dealing with pests: If you have pets, you're bound to have some pests. I'll show you how to keep pests away from your tree so that they don't ruin your Christmas cheer.

With my help, you can keep your Christmas tree safe and sound all season long. So Free Download your copy of "The Reluctant Familiar Guide To Christmas Tree Defense" today!

In addition to the above, here are some additional tips for protecting your Christmas tree from pets:

Make sure your tree is tall enough: If your tree is too short, your cat or dog may be able to reach the branches and knock it over. Choose a tree that is at least 6 feet tall.
Place your tree in a safe location: Don't put your tree in a high-traffic area where it's likely to be knocked over. Place it in a corner or against a wall.
Anchor your tree: Use a tree stand that is designed to anchor the tree to the floor. You can also use fishing line or wire to tie the tree to a nearby piece of furniture.
Cover the wires: Pets love to chew on wires. Cover the wires with electrical tape or cord covers to prevent your pet from getting shocked.
Keep your pets away from the tree: If you have pets, keep them away from the tree when you're not around. You can use a baby gate or a pet fence to keep them out of the room.

By following these tips, you can help keep your Christmas tree safe from harm. So relax, enjoy the holidays, and let me worry about protecting your tree!

The Reluctant Familiar's Guide to Christmas Tree Defense

by Bethany Hoeflich

4 out of 5